Bears’ Guns Too Fast For The Texans The Bears wasted no time looking like a professional football team today against the Texans for four full quarters. The result was a 36-7 throttling of the woeful, hapless Texans. Dubbed The Ryan Pace Bowl, Bears QB Mitchell Trubisky(24/33 for 267 yards, 3TDs) outgunned the QB most Bears…
Four weeks ago after the Bears dropped their 3rd straight game I declared the season was over and it would be time to think about blowing this team up & starting over. After today’s shocking & embarrassing 34-30 loss to the Detroit Lions, it’s not only time to blow up the team but it’s long…
The Age of Idiocracy We are now 19 days removed from Election Day and the outgoing occupant of the White House STILL has not conceded & continues to do his grifting campaign to siphon as much money as he possibly can before he’s forced to leave office. Despite losing all but one of his lawsuits…
The Monsters Are Really Cubs The Bears suffered their 4th straight loss at the hands of the Vikings 19-13 on Monday night to drop their record to 5-5. The offense put in their worst performance of the season by far only mustering up 10 first downs(only 3 in the 2nd half) and 149 yards of…
Things Fall Apart For The Bears The Bears fell to the Titans 24-17 in Nashville today to drop their record to 5-4. The beloved have now dropped 3 straight after starting the season 5-1. As has been the case all season long, Matt Nagy’s offense looked putrid for 3 quarters before mounting a couple of…
Americans went to the polls(not poles as the current occupant of the White House tweeted, then deleted during one of his infamous rants questioning the outcome) on Tuesday to select the next president of the US. After much handwringing the race was called for Joe Biden on Saturday after the election’s most prized state, Pennsylvania,…
A Beloved Mess The Bears dropped their 2nd straight game today at home to the Saints 26-23. The Bears had a chance to take sole possession of 1st place in the NFC North as the Packers lost in shocking fashion to the Vikings but once again the offense’s inconsistencies cost them the ballgame. Their 1st…
Bears Smoke-N-Mirror Show Goes On The Bears improved their record to 5-1 with a 23-16 win over the Panthers but it was another mess of a game for the Monsters of the Midway. For the 6th straight week the offense looked ineffective and unsure of themselves throughout much of the game. The offense could only…
Escape From New York The Bears started their Week 2 matchup with the Giants looking as though they would blow them out. What ended up transpiring was another uninspiring lapse in play that saw the Bears hang on to beat the Giants 17-13 after another last second stand. It was a tale of two halves…
Just BEAR-ly Getting By Through 3 quarters of the Bears season opener there was nothing I saw to suggest the Bears had any chance of winning their game against the Lions. The defense looked a step slow and unable to get pressure on Matt Stafford. Adrian Peterson and the Lions corps of running backs were…
